Dungeons and Detentions

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Welcome, students, to the St. Mizanin Boarding School For Adventurous or Otherwise Troubled Youths. I’m your headmistress, Minerva Thunderforge, and there are some things you’ll need to know about your time here.

Look to the left of you. Look to the right of you. Statistically, one of the people you looked at will not survive to graduation. Actually, at least three of you on average won’t make it out of this orientation, but I’m confident we’ll beat the odds this time.

Each of you has been assigned randomly to a suite. Your roommates will also be your adventuring party. You’ll be assigned to various missions in the local woods and ruins. Many of you will die, but I don’t want that to distract you from enjoying the high school experience. These are the best years of your life, after all! Join a club, play a sport, or even take advantage of our mathletic opportunities! The world is your oyster, as long as you are strictly obedient to our rules.

Well, I hate to be a talker, so you can head up to your dorms now. Get some rest, you’ve got a big day tomorrow!

Dungeons and Detentions